Skim Milk
Name: Skim Milk.
Age: Iron.
Hates: Not knowing who the man on the grassy knoll was..
Likes:Punishing children by asking them to solve π as homework and have it on his desk by 9a.m sharp.
Favourite Exclamation: 'No sorry Mr. President I am in recording ‘til Thursday. Let's reschedule it for say...how about when there is a democrat in office?'
Filmography: Dribbly Meow Meow, Unquarried Landmass, Hank Nova, Te Whare and Te Furious, Get Rich or Roll the Die Trying, Eye of the Beholder.
The offspring of Full Cream and Mineral Water Skim Milk was born during the Great Potato Fry Famine of 1975. Early claims to fame saw him star in such television hits as TVNZ's Telethon and NHK Television's (your browser does not support this Japanese typeset) where his prowess as an actor was only surpassed by his willingness to work for chump change and calculators. News of his talents spread and he was soon performing offshore, in stockings, with an all star cast in the internationally renowned hit Peter Pan. This fame was fleeting and the production came to an abrupt end when the director fled to neutral Switzerland with the surviving members of the Von Trapp family and the Maltese Falcon. Bitterly disappointed with theatre life our jaded hero sought recluse in tiddly winks and karaoke. Whilst a career in the lucrative world of international professional tiddlywinks was on the cards it was the cut-throat nature of the competition and the constant scrutiny of the public eye on professional athletes that turned him away in favour of the more settled career in karaoke and music. And so Skim Milk turned his creative energies and acting prowess to the writing of music and it is due to these quirks of fate we can be thankful for him creating such wonderful pieces as the Alphabet Song, The American National Anthem and of course who could forget his greatest hit Greensleeves. And so the music legacy of Skim Milk continues today as he works closely with the influential film makers BOTU to create the movie music hits of yesteryear.
Skim Milk - putting the S and M back into music.
Click here to go to the Skim Milk page, featuring a number of his previous audio works and a look into some of his upcoming pieces.
