Daniel
Name: Daniel
Age: 23
Hates: You
Likes: Hating You
Favourite Exclamation: 'Oh, Cripes Love'
Filmography: Sex With Mr. Collins, Dribbly Meow Meow, Vive La Dugong, The Salem WItch Trials, Unquarried Landmass, Hank Nova, Te Whare and Te Furious, Get Rich or Roll the Die Trying.
Daniel is rumoured to be a hermit from the lush coasts of beautiful Eastern Madagascar. Surviving on a plain yet satisfying diet which consists of hand caught shell-fish and chanced upon discarded liquor, he lives a quiet but pleasant life whittling Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles memorabilia for the lucrative US comic book convention circuit. In addition to his infamous whittling, Daniel is an expert at Mongolian throat singing. His abilities have taken him far afield in the search of glory, with Daniel claiming the World title on no less than three separate occasions. Notably he beat out his arch nemesis Vern Gascoigne, a throat singer of some repute in a climactic battle upon a wind swept hill top in Scotland. After defeating Vern at throat singing, Daniel laid waste to his village, and all but wiped out his clan in a futile attempt to remove all evidence of Vern from the face of the earth. Awash in the glow of burning cottages, and surrounded by absolute devastation, Daniel realised the errors of his ways and went into seclusion. Since then he has been seen infequently by tourists with a sharp eye and a discerning ear. Some say that if you listen hard enough, when the moon is full, you can still hear him throat sing the praises of Vern and his proud clan history. Despite seclusion, Daniel has not remained idle. His current projects include efforts to win the nobel prizes for Time Travel, Alchemy, and Necromancy.
