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"Dear BOTU my name is Johan and I was wondering where you obtained your dugong recliner? The love of my life, my pet Dugong Helga (please see attached photo of us on our hoenymoon in Tahiti) is very much interested in obtaining one to be relaxing and enjoying your wonderful movies on during the cold winter monthsis. Please keep be making such awesome movies and try not to be making sad onesis as Helga cried for 3 daysis straight after seeing one of her fellowsis take his own life and she be using too many tissuesis.
Keep your peckers up.
Sincerely,
Johan and Helga (Philippines)
Dear Johan and Helga,
We are glad you liked the film - we felt it was necessary for it to be sad, lest the viewer forget the fragility of the underwater ecosystem, something I'm sure you can appreciate. Unfortunately our licensing of botu furniture has only extended as far as New Zealand and the Isle of Man, and therefore not reached your sandy shores. But if it had, we wouldn't let you buy it anyway. We here at Bus of the Undead Films do not condone steamy Man-on-Dugong action. Woman-on-Dugong action however, is so hot right now and something which people of all walks of life can truly appreciate. Keep watching those films, we know what you mean by cold winter months in the Philippines... brrrrrr.
Sincerely,
Letterbot - Automated Mail Response Unit
Dear Sirs,
It has been brought to my attention that you have made a movie trailer titled Te whare and Te Furious. My main concern is that there may not be enough lion brown in the piece! Is there any posssible way that you could also include a character of asian descent for diversitys sake?
Also have you seen a waka around I lost mine? Oh well im sure it will turn up eventually ill try the lost and found in the Meridian. Thanks and keep up the good work.
Lost Waka (via email)
Dear Lost Waka,
Indeed we are producing a trailer entitled Te Whare and Te Furious, we're glad that you've heard of it! Alas, Lion Brown was not an option for sponsorship for the film, as we had already signed an exclusive deal with a certain tomato sauce company who were keen to have their product featured as fake blood. As for including an Asian in the film for the sake of diversity, we had actually shot an elaborate sequence set in Colonial era Singapore where Wiremu had to fight an entire band of Pirates from the far east. Unfortunately this scene was cut as it was decided that it did not further Wiremu's character, and was utlimately an unnecessary addition to an already complex plot. It is a shame, Wiremu looked pretty bad-ass slicing that one guy's head off with the Katana while simultanaeously kicking the Pirate leader in the chest. We called the Meridian, and they did not have any Wakas handed in over the past month. We suggest calling your local Lost Waka support line to aid with the grieving process, they are there to help.
Sincerely,
Letterbot - Automated Mail Response Unit
We were given these pictures from two avid fans in dear old Waimate. Big shout out to Charlotte and Jordyn from the entire Bus of the Undead crew!
It seems that many of you out there in interweb land are just dying to talk to us. Well, we can't blame you. If you want to send us some mail - just like the folks below have - send it to: undeadbus@gmail.com
"Dear BOTU my name is Johan and I was wondering where you obtained your dugong recliner? The love of my life, my pet Dugong Helga (please see attached photo of us on our hoenymoon in Tahiti) is very much interested in obtaining one to be relaxing and enjoying your wonderful movies on during the cold winter monthsis. Please keep be making such awesome movies and try not to be making sad onesis as Helga cried for 3 daysis straight after seeing one of her fellowsis take his own life and she be using too many tissuesis.
Keep your peckers up.
Sincerely,
Johan and Helga (Philippines)
Dear Johan and Helga,
We are glad you liked the film - we felt it was necessary for it to be sad, lest the viewer forget the fragility of the underwater ecosystem, something I'm sure you can appreciate. Unfortunately our licensing of botu furniture has only extended as far as New Zealand and the Isle of Man, and therefore not reached your sandy shores. But if it had, we wouldn't let you buy it anyway. We here at Bus of the Undead Films do not condone steamy Man-on-Dugong action. Woman-on-Dugong action however, is so hot right now and something which people of all walks of life can truly appreciate. Keep watching those films, we know what you mean by cold winter months in the Philippines... brrrrrr.
Sincerely,
Letterbot - Automated Mail Response Unit
Dear Sirs,
It has been brought to my attention that you have made a movie trailer titled Te whare and Te Furious. My main concern is that there may not be enough lion brown in the piece! Is there any posssible way that you could also include a character of asian descent for diversitys sake?
Also have you seen a waka around I lost mine? Oh well im sure it will turn up eventually ill try the lost and found in the Meridian. Thanks and keep up the good work.
Lost Waka (via email)
Dear Lost Waka,
Indeed we are producing a trailer entitled Te Whare and Te Furious, we're glad that you've heard of it! Alas, Lion Brown was not an option for sponsorship for the film, as we had already signed an exclusive deal with a certain tomato sauce company who were keen to have their product featured as fake blood. As for including an Asian in the film for the sake of diversity, we had actually shot an elaborate sequence set in Colonial era Singapore where Wiremu had to fight an entire band of Pirates from the far east. Unfortunately this scene was cut as it was decided that it did not further Wiremu's character, and was utlimately an unnecessary addition to an already complex plot. It is a shame, Wiremu looked pretty bad-ass slicing that one guy's head off with the Katana while simultanaeously kicking the Pirate leader in the chest. We called the Meridian, and they did not have any Wakas handed in over the past month. We suggest calling your local Lost Waka support line to aid with the grieving process, they are there to help.
Sincerely,
Letterbot - Automated Mail Response Unit
We were given these pictures from two avid fans in dear old Waimate. Big shout out to Charlotte and Jordyn from the entire Bus of the Undead crew!
